story spoof

The Zoo Job Story

One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
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Kisah Zoo Job
Suatu hari badut mengunjungi kebun binatang dan berusaha untuk mendapatkan uang dengan membuat kinerja jalan. Dia bertindak dan menirukan sempurna beberapa tindakan hewan. Begitu ia mulai mengemudi orang banyak, penjaga kebun binatang menangkapnya dan menyeretnya ke kantornya. Penjaga kebun binatang menjelaskan kepada badut bahwa gorila kebun binatang paling populer telah meninggal tiba-tiba dan kiper itu takut bahwa kehadiran di kebun binatang akan jatuh. Jadi dia menawarkan badut pekerjaan untuk berdandan sebagai gorila sampai kebun binatang bisa mendapatkan satu lagi. badut yang diterima kesempatan yang besar ini.
Maka pagi berikutnya badut mengenakan setelan gorila dan memasuki kandang sebelum kerumunan datang. Dia merasa bahwa itu adalah pekerjaan yang besar. Dia bisa tidur segala yang ia inginkan, bermain dan dibuat menyenangkan orang dan ia mengusir orang banyak lebih besar dari yang pernah ia lakukan sebagai badut. Dia berpura-pura gorila berhasil.
Namun akhirnya orang banyak sudah lelah dia untuk hanya bergelantungan di ban. Dia mulai memperhatikan bahwa orang-orang lebih memperhatikan singa di kandang berikutnya. Tidak ingin kehilangan perhatian audiens, ia memutuskan untuk membuat pertunjukan spektakuler. Dia naik ke puncak kandangnya, merangkak di partisi, dan tergantung dari atas ke kandang singa. Tentu saja, ini membuat singa itu marah, tapi orang-orang orang-orang menyukainya.
Pada akhir hari penjaga kebun binatang datang dan memberinya kenaikan karena telah menjadi daya tarik yang baik. Nah, ini berlangsung selama beberapa waktu, ia terus mengejek singa, kerumunan penonton tumbuh lebih besar, dan gajinya terus naik. Kemudian suatu hari yang mengerikan terjadi. Ketika dia menggantung di atas singa marah, ia terpeleset dan jatuh ke dalam kandang singa. badut itu benar-benar dalam situasi mengerikan besar. Dia ketakutan.
Cepat singa berkumpul sendiri dan siap untuk menerkam. badut itu begitu takut. Dia bisa berbuat apa-apa dan ia mulai lari berputar-putar kandang dengan singa dekat dan lebih dekat di belakang. Akhirnya, singa bisa menangkapnya. badut mulai berteriak dan berteriak, "Tolong aku, bantu aku!", tapi singa itu cepat dan menerkam. badut segera menemukan dirinya datar di punggungnya menatap singa marah dan tiba-tiba ia mendengar suara dari mulut singa, "Diam idiot Apakah Anda ingin mendapatkan kita berdua dipecat?!".